Caption Needed: Megan Fox and The Fan From ’85
Alright Friënds, what’s he saying? Or Megan? And what about the guy who’s pimp-pulling her away? Leave it in the comments. Best one gets a big, virtual pat on the back. (Thanks, Dylan)
Here’s a crappy one to get you started. I gotta get back to work:
“Take this … it’s from my brother, Jason Bateman. 25 years ago.”
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“Pork chop sandwiches!”
Will you go the Foreigner concert with me?
“megan… i promise i’ll move out of my mom’s basement.”
“Megan, can you please wait another 6 years?”
“Let me GO!! I LOVE HIM!!!”
Alas, like the Capulets and Montagues before them, Megan and Harold’s love was destined to go unfulfilled.
Meanwhile, a hobbit looks on.
You, me, a box of wine, a bowl and some scissors. Rarrr.
“Megan! Megan! Im growing boobs just like yours!”
Kid: Megan, I love you.
Megan: Kid, you’re not douchey enough for me.
“Get those thorns away from her breasts or we’re going to have a hazmat situation.”
“Smell it. SMMEEEELLLLLL IT!”
Megan! Megan!—You got me goin’ all multi-ball.
Tobey’s wondrous time travel adventures came to an abrupt and violent conclusion when he was force-fed his magical rose by Megan Fox’s entourage.
Megan! Megan!!! Now that I have your attention, I just wanted to say—You got me goin’ all multi-ball.
“Shia, you piece of shit, why haven’t you ever given me flowers?”
Boy: I’m 4ft 3 with a 10 inch penis.
Megan: Shia is 4ft 3, too.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, and have huge jugs.
I’m Pete Rose’s bastard child! On an unrelated note, would you like a rose?
I’d rather sleep with that kid than David Silver!
Megan, please play “Full House” with me. I’ll be D.J. and you can be Uncle Jesse.
What is thy bidding my master.