{"id":1478,"date":"2009-07-10T21:03:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-11T04:03:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1478"},"modified":"2011-09-07T11:31:47","modified_gmt":"2011-09-07T18:31:47","slug":"wear-brew-holster-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1478","title":{"rendered":"Wear: Brew Holster Cult"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brewholstercult.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1479\" title=\"brewholstercult\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/brewholstercult.jpg\" alt=\"brewholstercult\" width=\"405\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/brewholstercult.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/brewholstercult-300x254.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No self-respecting hipster would wear their Pabst in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseofrave.com\/beer-helmet.html\" target=\"_blank\">beer helmet<\/a>. Partly &#8216;cuz they&#8217;d have to fork over cash for two cans at once. Mostly &#8216;cuz it would screw up their hair.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.brewholstercult.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Brew Holster Cult<\/a> understands the value of hands-free posturing with a single beer. They&#8217;ll customize a leather holster for you in three different styles: <strong>Ale Swearengen<\/strong>, <strong>Optical Brew-Lusion<\/strong>, and <strong>Bock Star<\/strong>. They say they&#8217;ll hold both cans and bottles.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if they hold 40 oz&#8217;s? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brewholstercult.com\/store\" target=\"_blank\">Check them out<\/a>.\u00a0(Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beerodyssey.com\/RWB\/Welcome.html\" target=\"_blank\">Brian<\/a>)<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.bigcartel.com\/product\/beer-gut-shirt\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7779\" title=\"Grab your Beer G\u00fct Shirt here\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/beergutshirt\/unnecessary-umlaut_beer-gut-shirt_tee2.jpg\" alt=\"Beer G\u00fct Shirt\" width=\"480\" height=\"139\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Craft-y Beer: 6-Pack Bicycle Beer Holder\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=7232\">Craft-y Beer: 6-Pack Bicycle Beer Holder<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: The Most Awesome Bottle Opener In the World. 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