{"id":1603,"date":"2009-07-23T14:37:21","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T21:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1603"},"modified":"2009-07-23T14:37:21","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T21:37:21","slug":"project-3000-toothpicks-in-some-dudes-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1603","title":{"rendered":"Project: 3,000 Toothpicks In Some Dude&#8217;s Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"331\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/665586\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"331\" src=\"http:\/\/embed.break.com\/665586\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\nSomeone had filmed a toothpicks-in-my-beard project using 2,000 of &#8217;em. This guy saw it. And set out to one-thousand-up him.<\/p>\n<p>Did he stick it? Cut to a about 0:59 and see.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.break.com\/index\/project-toothpicks-in-my-beard.html\">&#8220;Project: Toothpicks in my Beard<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone had filmed a toothpicks-in-my-beard project using 2,000 of &#8217;em. This guy saw it. And set out to one-thousand-up him. Did he stick it? Cut to a about 0:59 and see. &#8220;Project: Toothpicks in my Beard&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[132,640,138],"class_list":["post-1603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-beard","tag-facial-hair","tag-whiskerino"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1604,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions\/1604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}