{"id":1688,"date":"2009-08-02T17:08:35","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T00:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1688"},"modified":"2009-08-02T17:10:21","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T00:10:21","slug":"time-lapse-beard-growth-while-walking-across-china","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1688","title":{"rendered":"Time Lapse: Beard Growth While Walking Across China"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"230\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4636202&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"230\" src=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=4636202&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Damnit! I am in the process of doing a vid like this for the upcoming\u00a0<a title=\"Petaluma Whiskerino\" href=\"http:\/\/www.petalumawhiskerino.com\" target=\"_blank\">Petaluma Whiskerino<\/a>. Instead of walking across China, it&#8217;s even further\u2014my commute from Petaluma to San Francisco. Heh heh.<\/p>\n<p>Bitterness aside, this video from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/4636202\">Christoph Rehage<\/a> is awesomely impressive.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Whiskerino on the Umlaut\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=325\" target=\"_blank\">Whiskerino: Jack Passion Does Regis, NYC<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damnit! I am in the process of doing a vid like this for the upcoming\u00a0Petaluma Whiskerino. Instead of walking across China, it&#8217;s even further\u2014my commute from Petaluma to San Francisco. Heh heh. Bitterness aside, this video from Christoph Rehage is awesomely impressive. RELATED: Whiskerino: Jack Passion Does Regis, NYC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[132,640,131,160],"class_list":["post-1688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-beard","tag-facial-hair","tag-petaluma-whiskerino","tag-time-lapse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1688"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1691,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1688\/revisions\/1691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}