{"id":1884,"date":"2009-08-26T10:49:45","date_gmt":"2009-08-26T17:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1884"},"modified":"2009-08-26T10:49:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-26T17:49:46","slug":"beer-freezy-freakies-can-chilling-experiments-from-project-cold-coors-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1884","title":{"rendered":"Beer: Freezy Freakies Can &#038; Chilling Experiments from Project Cold \/ Coors Light"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1887\" title=\"Freaky Freezies or Freezy Freakies?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/freakyfreezy.jpg\" alt=\"Freaky Freezies or Freezy Freakies?\" width=\"405\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/freakyfreezy.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/freakyfreezy-290x300.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Remember <strong>Freezy Freakies<\/strong>, or was it Freaky Freezies, the 80&#8217;s gloves that changed colors in the snow? I had dragon ones that totally corroded my fingernails. Wonder why they were discontinued.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Coors Light<\/strong>&#8216;s new &#8220;cold activated&#8221; can applies the same technology (of the non fingernail-warping variety) and changes color when it&#8217;s cold enough to drink. Not gimmicky at all. And sooo necessary. <em>Cough. Cough.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.coorslight.com\/projectcold\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1886\" title=\"Coors Light Cold Activated Can\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/uu_coorscan.jpg\" alt=\"Coors Light Cold Activated Can\" width=\"405\" height=\"247\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/uu_coorscan.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/uu_coorscan-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Need to chill a beer fast? Follow my instructions \u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>CHILL OUT WITH THE UMLAUT<br \/>\n<strong>Cold beer in 3 minutes:<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Fill a bowl with water &amp; ice.\u00a0<\/li>\n<li>Toss in a handful of salt (swirl for the magic).<\/li>\n<li>Submerge your beers for 3 mins. Enjoy.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><strong>Or, cold Coors Light in 30 seconds:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Fill a glass with water.<\/li>\n<li>Toss in ice cubes.<\/li>\n<li>Drink.\u00a0<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><em>Rim shot!<\/em> Check out videos of different beer-chilling experiments at\u00a0<a title=\"Coors Light Project Cold\" href=\"http:\/\/www.coorslight.com\/projectcold\/\" target=\"_blank\">Project Cold<\/a>. Some are actually scientific. Some are just plain silly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Freezy Freakies, or was it Freaky Freezies, the 80&#8217;s gloves that changed colors in the snow? I had dragon ones that totally corroded my fingernails. Wonder why they were discontinued. Coors Light&#8216;s new &#8220;cold activated&#8221; can applies the same technology (of the non fingernail-warping variety) and changes color when it&#8217;s cold enough to drink. 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