{"id":1937,"date":"2009-08-29T17:49:12","date_gmt":"2009-08-30T00:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1937"},"modified":"2011-10-31T14:01:55","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T21:01:55","slug":"wtf-poodle-camel-bison-panda-pony-preposterous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1937","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Poodle-Camel, -Bison, -Panda, -Pony, -Preposterous"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve always been creeped out by poodles and have only pet them reluctantly, out of guilt. I feel bad ‘cuz I’m sure they’re sweet and smart. But their ramen-like, yet semi-human, curly hair just gives me the willies. So imagine my shock and awe when I came across these photos taken by Ren Netherland<\/strong>.\u00a0Shudder.<\/p>\n


\nSee more at Daily Mail<\/a>.\u00a0(via MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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Seriously, this is just gross. And there’s lots more here<\/a>. Masochist.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

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[like] I’ve always been creeped out by poodles and have only pet them reluctantly, out of guilt. I feel bad ‘cuz I’m sure they’re sweet and smart. But their ramen-like, yet semi-human, curly hair just gives me the willies. So imagine my shock and awe when I came across these photos taken by Ren Netherland.\u00a0Shudder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[2597,836,1622,794,883],"class_list":["post-1937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-animals","tag-costume","tag-dog","tag-poodle","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1937"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1946,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1937\/revisions\/1946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}