{"id":1947,"date":"2009-09-01T21:53:59","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T04:53:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2009-09-01T22:09:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T05:09:46","slug":"trailer-dont-tase-me-cockpuncher-steven-seagal-is-lawman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1947","title":{"rendered":"Trailer: &#8220;Don&#8217;t tase me, Cockpuncher!&#8221; Steven Seagal is Lawman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/99E16w0PxCA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/99E16w0PxCA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t believe this is real. But it is. (Thanks, <a title=\"Wardinger's Photo A Day\" href=\"http:\/\/wardinger.com\/photoaday\/\" target=\"_blank\">Wardinger<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>If only <strong>Cockpuncher<\/strong> was, too.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WEsbY1-9UYg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WEsbY1-9UYg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Although <a title=\"The Onion Movie trailer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oOUORYAPds0\" target=\"_blank\">The Onion Movie<\/a>, overall, was like a weak redux of <strong>Kentucky Fried Movie<\/strong>, I&#8217;d put\u00a0<strong>Cockpuncher<\/strong> right up there with\u00a0<strong>Fistful of Yen<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Now, take him to be tortured!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t believe this is real. But it is. (Thanks, Wardinger) If only Cockpuncher was, too. Although The Onion Movie, overall, was like a weak redux of Kentucky Fried Movie, I&#8217;d put\u00a0Cockpuncher right up there with\u00a0Fistful of Yen. &#8220;Now, take him to be tortured!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[795,796,171],"class_list":["post-1947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-steven-seagal","tag-the-onion","tag-trailer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1947"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1951,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1947\/revisions\/1951"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}