{"id":2027,"date":"2009-09-14T21:45:36","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T04:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2027"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:52:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:52:07","slug":"spotted-giant-pizza-slice-in-pinkys-phone-booth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2027","title":{"rendered":"Spotted: Giant Pizza Slice In Pinky&#8217;s Phone Booth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/fredabercrombie\/3922204208\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2028\" title=\"Pizza Costume Guy In Pinky's Pizza Phone Booth\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/pinkyspizza_405.jpg\" alt=\"Pizza Costume Guy In Pinky's Pizza Phone Booth\" width=\"405\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/pinkyspizza_405.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/pinkyspizza_405-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My bus stop is right by my favorite phone booth in all of Petaluma. Not because I ever use it, or even touch it. I just like that it actually <em>exists<\/em>. And it&#8217;s pink. Today, it was even better. Thanks to this Real California Cheese Pizza Guy flashin&#8217; signs.<\/p>\n<p>Blurred in the background\u2014the famous neon sign that proudly proclaims, &#8220;<em>This ain&#8217;t no limp crust sissy-boy pizza.<\/em>&#8221; It sure isn&#8217;t. Homeslice will kick your ass if you don&#8217;t give him a quarter. Are calls still a quarter?<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Pinky's Pizza Parlor Petaluma on Yelp\" href=\"http:\/\/www.yelp.com\/biz\/pinkys-pizza-parlors-petaluma\" target=\"_blank\">Pinky&#8217;s Pizza Parlor on Yelp<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"1977: Incredible Hulk \u201cFun Poncho\u201d is Retarded\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4879\">1977: Incredible Hulk \u201cFun Poncho\u201d is Retarded<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My bus stop is right by my favorite phone booth in all of Petaluma. Not because I ever use it, or even touch it. I just like that it actually exists. And it&#8217;s pink. Today, it was even better. Thanks to this Real California Cheese Pizza Guy flashin&#8217; signs. Blurred in the background\u2014the famous neon [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[836,22,53,835,834],"class_list":["post-2027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-costume","tag-kyeo","tag-petaluma","tag-phone-booth","tag-pizza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2027"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8200,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2027\/revisions\/8200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}