{"id":2230,"date":"2009-10-01T20:23:48","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T03:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:35:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:35:13","slug":"wtf-male-genitalia-shaped-cashew-on-craigslist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2230","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Male Genitalia-Shaped Cashew on Craigslist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sfbay.craigslist.org\/scz\/clt\/1401878741.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2231\" title=\"Penis Shaped Cashew on Craigslist\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/cashew.jpg\" alt=\"Penis Shaped Cashew on Craigslist\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My wife was searching the For Sale section of <strong>Craigslist<\/strong> and spotting this screaming deal. Here&#8217;s what it said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I was having a snack when this odd nut ended up in my hand. \u2026\u00a0Other nuts of this rare shape have gone for thousands more. You know you want it. Grab my nut before someone else does.<\/p>\n<p>One just like this sold for $500 on Ebay a few months back.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>C&#8217;mon. A nut that looks like a dong? Priceless. See if <a title=\"Craigslist &quot;Male Genitallia Shaped Cashew!! (santa cruz)&quot;\" href=\"http:\/\/sfbay.craigslist.org\/scz\/clt\/1401878741.html\" target=\"_blank\">it&#8217;s still available<\/a>. (Thanks, Mel!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife was searching the For Sale section of Craigslist and spotting this screaming deal. Here&#8217;s what it said: &#8220;I was having a snack when this odd nut ended up in my hand. \u2026\u00a0Other nuts of this rare shape have gone for thousands more. You know you want it. Grab my nut before someone else [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[882,883],"class_list":["post-2230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-craigslist","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2234,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions\/2234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}