{"id":2241,"date":"2009-10-02T16:00:33","date_gmt":"2009-10-02T23:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2241"},"modified":"2010-04-20T22:40:39","modified_gmt":"2010-04-21T05:40:39","slug":"video-jeff-goldblum-ssslowed-to-drunken-crawl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2241","title":{"rendered":"Video: Jeff Goldblum Ssslowed To Drunken Crawl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dQmK1CnwOUI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dQmK1CnwOUI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Jeff Goldblum on Family Guy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1931\">Jeff Goldblum<\/a> cracks me up for reasons I don&#8217;t understand. Slow him down to a\u00a0drunken crawl, or stoned stupor, and I am on the floor.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NgJkl2jCA5Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NgJkl2jCA5Y&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Jeff Goldblum on Family Guy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1931\" target=\"_blank\">Hear fake Jeff Goldblum say &#8220;lithe&#8221; on Family Guy<br \/>\n<\/a><a title=\"W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3820\">W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeff Goldblum cracks me up for reasons I don&#8217;t understand. Slow him down to a\u00a0drunken crawl, or stoned stupor, and I am on the floor. RELATED: Hear fake Jeff Goldblum say &#8220;lithe&#8221; on Family Guy W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[889,1492,890,888],"class_list":["post-2241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-apple","tag-drunk","tag-imac","tag-jeff-goldblum"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2241"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3829,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2241\/revisions\/3829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}