{"id":2498,"date":"2009-11-17T01:25:42","date_gmt":"2009-11-17T08:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2009-11-14T09:44:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-14T16:44:32","slug":"howto-turbaconducken-yes-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2498","title":{"rendered":"HowTo: Turbaconducken (Yes, Turducken Wrapped In Bacon)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bacontoday.com\/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2499\" title=\"Click to see How To make Turbaconducken\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/raw.jpg\" alt=\"Click to see How To make Turbaconducken\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bacontoday.com\/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2500\" title=\"Click to see How To make Turbaconducken\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/cookes.jpg\" alt=\"Click to see How To make Turbaconducken\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now if only they could bacon-wrap a <a title=\"Hear Turduckenoostrich\" href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/5833724\" target=\"_blank\">Turduckenoostrich<\/a>, Thanksgiving would be all set. In the ER.<\/p>\n<p>Get step-by-step instructions <em>with pics<\/em> for <strong>Turbaconducken<\/strong> at <a title=\"How To Make Turbaconducken\" href=\"http:\/\/bacontoday.com\/turbaconducken-turducken-wrapped-in-bacon\/\" target=\"_blank\">BaconToday<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>BACON UP WITH THE UMLAUT<\/strong><br \/>\n<a title=\"Celebrate Bacon Day with the Umlaut\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1952\">Celebrate International Bacon Day<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"How To Make A Flaming Bacon Lance Of Death\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=687\">HowTo: Make A Flaming Bacon Lance of Death<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Bacon-Infused Ice Cream\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=702\">Eat: Bacon-Infused Ice Cream &amp; Pig Nipples<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Recipe for Bacon Explosion\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bbqaddicts.com\/blog\/recipes\/bacon-explosion\/\" target=\"_blank\">Recipe for Bacon Explosion<\/a> via BBQ Addicts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now if only they could bacon-wrap a Turduckenoostrich, Thanksgiving would be all set. In the ER. Get step-by-step instructions with pics for Turbaconducken at BaconToday. BACON UP WITH THE UMLAUT Celebrate International Bacon Day HowTo: Make A Flaming Bacon Lance of Death Eat: Bacon-Infused Ice Cream &amp; Pig Nipples Recipe for Bacon Explosion via BBQ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[34,971,972,973],"class_list":["post-2498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fooddrink","tag-bacon","tag-thanksgiving","tag-turbaconducken","tag-turduckenoostrich"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2503,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions\/2503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}