{"id":3021,"date":"2010-02-03T18:34:21","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T01:34:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3021"},"modified":"2010-02-03T18:34:21","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T01:34:21","slug":"wtf-japanese-star-wars-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3021","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Japanese Star Wars Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2Q02weIJD3I&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2Q02weIJD3I&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Damn, C3P0&#8217;s got some snug-ass gold lamay pants. And I think this chicken is made from <a title=\"IT'S A TRAP!!!!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3014\">imitation crab meat<\/a>. Not sure what else is happening.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1579\">Video: Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"SF: Roaming Star Wars Cantina Band In The Mission Halloween Nite!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2367\">SF: Roaming Star Wars Cantina Band In The Mission Halloween Nite!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"OMG: Double Bikini Princess Leias Circa \u201882\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2412\">OMG: Double Bikini Princess Leias Circa \u201882<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Star Wars: Ecko Hoodies and Bikini Women Reading SW Scripts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1823\">Star Wars: Ecko Hoodies and Bikini Women Reading SW Scripts<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Videos: Star Wars vs Star Trek vs San Francisco\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=971\">Videos: Star Wars vs Star Trek vs San Francisco<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Play: Official Star Wars Soundboard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1037\">Play: Official Star Wars Soundboard<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, C3P0&#8217;s got some snug-ass gold lamay pants. And I think this chicken is made from imitation crab meat. Not sure what else is happening. RELATED: Video: Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions SF: Roaming Star Wars Cantina Band In The Mission Halloween Nite! OMG: Double Bikini Princess Leias Circa \u201882 Star Wars: Ecko Hoodies and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1169,145,21],"class_list":["post-3021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-c3p0","tag-commercial","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3021"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3025,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3021\/revisions\/3025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}