{"id":3135,"date":"2010-02-10T16:05:52","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T23:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3135"},"modified":"2011-08-10T12:44:04","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T19:44:04","slug":"big-in-japan-black-man-undies-ball-blushers-and-tommy-lee-jones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3135","title":{"rendered":"Big In Japan: Black Man Undies, Ball Blushers, and Tommy Lee Jones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friend of the \u00dcmlaut, <strong>Todd Sullivan<\/strong>, just returned from Japan and this is what he saw. Whoa. Thanks, Sully!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3138\" title=\"Black Man Underwear in Japan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_BlackMan2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"223\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_BlackMan2.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_BlackMan2-300x165.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3139\" title=\"Ball Blusher in Japan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_BallBlusher.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"297\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_BallBlusher.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_BallBlusher-300x220.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3140\" title=\"Tommy Lee Jones Boss in Japan\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_TommyLee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"306\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_TommyLee.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/Japan_TommyLee-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Japanese Star Wars Chicken\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3021\">WTF: Japanese Star Wars Chicken<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1579\">Video: Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Hand Ninja\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2949\">Video: Hand Ninja<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Adv: Japanese Banana Man Spot Will Creep You The F Out\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=584\">Adv: Japanese Banana Man Spot Will Creep You The F Out<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friend of the \u00dcmlaut, Todd Sullivan, just returned from Japan and this is what he saw. Whoa. Thanks, Sully! RELATED: WTF: Japanese Star Wars Chicken Video: Asians Doing Christopher Walken Impressions Video: Hand Ninja Adv: Japanese Banana Man Spot Will Creep You The F Out<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1389,242,1388,1204],"class_list":["post-3135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-foreign-schtuff","tag-japan","tag-todd-sullivan","tag-tommy-lee-jones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3135"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3142,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3135\/revisions\/3142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}