{"id":3182,"date":"2010-02-17T22:48:30","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T05:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3182"},"modified":"2011-08-10T12:43:56","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T19:43:56","slug":"beardo-vintage-wax-mannequin-head-circa-1930","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3182","title":{"rendered":"Beardo: Vintage Wax Mannequin Head Circa 1930"},"content":{"rendered":"

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That beard’s real human hair, folks. Not beard hair. Just … best not to think about what part it’s from.<\/p>\n

Melissa<\/a> spotted this vintage, glass-eyed, wax mannequin head on eBay<\/strong>. This second it’s at $599 and has two more days. Don’t sleep<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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That beard’s real human hair, folks. Not beard hair. Just … best not to think about what part it’s from. Melissa spotted this vintage, glass-eyed, wax mannequin head on eBay. This second it’s at $599 and has two more days. Don’t sleep! RELATED: Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino WTF: Male Genitalia-Shaped […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[132,997,1215,821,640],"class_list":["post-3182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-beard","tag-blue-ribbon-salvage","tag-creepy","tag-ebay","tag-facial-hair"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3182"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8098,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3182\/revisions\/8098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}