{"id":3187,"date":"2010-02-17T23:31:43","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T06:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3187"},"modified":"2011-08-10T12:43:37","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T19:43:37","slug":"whoa-clash-of-the-titans%e2%80%99-kracken-is-rancor-monster-sarlacc-love-child","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3187","title":{"rendered":"Whoa: Clash Of The Titans Kraken Is Rancor Monster + Sarlacc Love Child"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Took my son to catch Percy Jackson<\/strong> and saw this new Clash Of The Titans<\/strong> trailer (readers know I’m unabashedly amped for this flick<\/a>). While the appropriately gargantuan Kraken made me even more stoked, something didn’t add up. So I did the math:<\/p>\n

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Kraken 2010 is the love child of Star Wars<\/strong> Rancor Monster and Sarlacc pit.<\/p>\n

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Took my son to catch Percy Jackson and saw this new Clash Of The Titans trailer (readers know I’m unabashedly amped for this flick). While the appropriately gargantuan Kraken made me even more stoked, something didn’t add up. So I did the math: Kraken 2010 is the love child of Star Wars Rancor Monster and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[960,1219,103,1226,1218,1216,1217,21],"class_list":["post-3187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-clash-of-the-titans","tag-great-pit-of-carkoon","tag-infographic","tag-kraken","tag-percy-jackson","tag-rancor-monster","tag-sarlacc-pit","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3187"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8097,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187\/revisions\/8097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}