{"id":3301,"date":"2010-03-03T12:50:36","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T19:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3301"},"modified":"2011-08-10T12:42:42","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T19:42:42","slug":"sign-remix-dog-poop-vs-children-at-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3301","title":{"rendered":"Sign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wardinger.com\/photoaday\/?p=836\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3354\" title=\"See the Dog Poop sign large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wardinger_dogpoo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"591\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wardinger_dogpoo.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wardinger_dogpoo-205x300.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Because the &#8220;<em>Slow, Children At Play<\/em>&#8221; sign near the park doesn&#8217;t cover dog poop, <strong>Wardinger<\/strong> took matters into his own hands and made <a title=\"Wardinger's Dog Poop Sign\" href=\"http:\/\/wardinger.com\/photoaday\/?p=836\" target=\"_blank\">this sign<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Not quite <a title=\"Passive Aggressive Notes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.passiveaggressivenotes.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Passive Aggressive Notes<\/a> material, but good stuff nonetheless. <a title=\"Wardinger's Dog Poop Sign\" href=\"http:\/\/wardinger.com\/photoaday\/?p=836\" target=\"_blank\">Check it out<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=234\">Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche<br \/>\n<\/a><a title=\"SF: Headin\u2019 to the Bay Bridge? Honk If You Love Zombies\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2341\">Zombies on the Yahoo! Sign<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Random: Amusingly Defaced Road Signs\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1377\">Random: Amusingly Defaced Road Signs<br \/>\n<\/a><a title=\"Video: The Next Classic Children\u2019s Book To Be Made Into A Movie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=610\">Everyone Poops: The Next Children\u2019s Book To Be Made Into A Movie<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because the &#8220;Slow, Children At Play&#8221; sign near the park doesn&#8217;t cover dog poop, Wardinger took matters into his own hands and made this sign. Not quite Passive Aggressive Notes material, but good stuff nonetheless. Check it out. RELATED: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche Zombies on the Yahoo! Sign Random: Amusingly Defaced Road Signs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1622,1278,915,566,2669],"class_list":["post-3301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-dog","tag-dog-poo","tag-kids","tag-road-signs","tag-sign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3301"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4857,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3301\/revisions\/4857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}