{"id":3535,"date":"2010-03-15T09:54:41","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T16:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3535"},"modified":"2011-09-13T16:21:07","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T23:21:07","slug":"slogans-needed-healy%e2%80%99s-naked-power-grab-sign-too-subtle-gentle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3535","title":{"rendered":"Slogans Needed: Healy\u2019s Naked Power Grab Sign Too Subtle, Gentle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cJust Say No to Naked Power Grabs!\u201d<\/p>\n

Sure, it\u2019s a quote taken out of context. Part of a larger, sillier rant that doesn\u2019t deserve even this much acknowledgment. But c\u2019mon. Couldn\u2019t he fit any more innuendos in? Can you?<\/p>\n

SUBMIT YOUR SLOGANS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW<\/strong>
\nHere\u2019s a few starters:<\/p>\n

\u201cSay No to Aggressive Reach-Arounds!\u201d
\n\u201cClamp Down on Handjobs for Handouts!\u201d
\n\u201cStop Throwing Taxpayer Money Into Glory Holes!\u201d<\/p>\n

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When I lived in Vegas there was a candidate named Dick Bonar <\/strong>and I thought that was the absolute funniest thing to see plastered around town. But short of changing his name to Richard he couldn\u2019t do much. Healy<\/strong>, on the other hand (no pun intended \u2026 well, maybe a little), could\u2019ve applied some judgment to \u201cNaked Power Grabs\u201d. It may be an actual political term, but to regular folks like me it’s only one of two things: Either he\u2019s trying to win over the anti-BDSM contingency or he\u2019s taking the any-press-is-good-press approach. In which case, you\u2019re welcome. Regretfully.<\/p>\n

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\u201cJust Say No to Naked Power Grabs!\u201d Sure, it\u2019s a quote taken out of context. Part of a larger, sillier rant that doesn\u2019t deserve even this much acknowledgment. But c\u2019mon. Couldn\u2019t he fit any more innuendos in? Can you? SUBMIT YOUR SLOGANS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW Here\u2019s a few starters: \u201cSay No to Aggressive Reach-Arounds!\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1343,146,1188,1345,1342,53,1340,1341,1344,230],"class_list":["post-3535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-2nd-district-seat","tag-advertising","tag-billboard","tag-dick-bonar","tag-mike-healy","tag-petaluma","tag-political","tag-slogan","tag-sonoma-county-board-of-supervisors","tag-tagline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3535"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8434,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3535\/revisions\/8434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}