{"id":3953,"date":"2010-05-10T10:44:49","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T17:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2011-02-23T10:04:52","modified_gmt":"2011-02-23T17:04:52","slug":"as-seen-on-tv-a-tribute-to-doing-it-wrong-so-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"As Seen on TV: A Tribute to Doing it Wrong &#8230; So Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4121\" title=\"As Seen On TV Montage\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/asseenontv_montage.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"431\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/asseenontv_montage.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/asseenontv_montage-281x300.jpg 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Getting a single egg in a large pan? Exposing breasts to your boss and making it seem like an accident? Why is everything so freakin&#8217; hard?!<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/08xQLGWTSag&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/08xQLGWTSag&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got a soft spot for bad stuff. The worse, the better. It&#8217;s why I pay money for <a title=\"See CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard action figure fail on UnnecessaryUmlaut\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034\">jacked-up action figures<\/a>. Hell, it&#8217;s why I do the <strong>\u00dcmlaut<\/strong>. Naturally, when it comes to TV, I cannot escape the gravitational pull of bad commercials. This montage is irresistible.\u00a0With a great use of <a title=\"Watch a Beatles\/ Brando mashup Tribute\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2100\" target=\"_self\">The Beatles<\/a>, too.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks,\u00a0<a title=\"Fang Found This\" href=\"http:\/\/fangfoundthis.com\/?p=797\" target=\"_blank\">FangFoundThis<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><strong><!--more-->RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034\">Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Yeah, We Got That B Roll!!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2601\">Video: Yeah, We Got That B Roll!!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Remix: DJ Steve Porter Mashes Henry Rollins and The Techno Viking\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1803\">Remix: DJ Steve Porter Mashes Henry Rollins and The Techno Viking<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3820\">W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Marlon Brando Tribute \/ Beatles Mashup\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2100\">Video: Marlon Brando Tribute \/ Beatles Mashup<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Trailer Remix: Dist\u2019rbing Strokes &amp; More\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=778\">Trailer Remix: Dist\u2019rbing Strokes &amp; More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting a single egg in a large pan? Exposing breasts to your boss and making it seem like an accident? Why is everything so freakin&#8217; hard?! I&#8217;ve got a soft spot for bad stuff. The worse, the better. It&#8217;s why I pay money for jacked-up action figures. Hell, it&#8217;s why I do the \u00dcmlaut. Naturally, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1616,145,444,1237,521],"class_list":["post-3953","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-as-seen-on-tv","tag-commercial","tag-the-beatles","tag-tribute","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7061,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions\/7061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}