{"id":3991,"date":"2010-05-01T22:40:10","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T05:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3991"},"modified":"2010-05-04T12:10:34","modified_gmt":"2010-05-04T19:10:34","slug":"trailer-badass-gymnast-karate-the-80s-gymkata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3991","title":{"rendered":"Trailer: Badass Gymnast + Karate + The 80s = Gymkata!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“When gymnastics and Karate are fused
\nthe combustion becomes an explosion
\nand a new kind of martial arts superhero is born \u2026”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Gymkata<\/strong>. “Kurt Thomas<\/strong> becomes<\/em> Jonathan Cabot”<\/strong>. That’s how powerful his performance is.<\/p>\n

I had no idea this even existed. Looks so fantastically awful. Can’t wait to see it. Thanks for sharing, Angel<\/a>. (via Leanne<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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Read the CHUD review<\/a> \u00bb<\/p>\n

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“When gymnastics and Karate are fused the combustion becomes an explosion and a new kind of martial arts superhero is born \u2026” Gymkata. “Kurt Thomas becomes Jonathan Cabot”. That’s how powerful his performance is. I had no idea this even existed. Looks so fantastically awful. Can’t wait to see it. Thanks for sharing, Angel. (via […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[165,1555,1564,31,171],"class_list":["post-3991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-80s","tag-gymkata","tag-kurt-thomas","tag-movie-trailer","tag-trailer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3991"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4046,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3991\/revisions\/4046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}