{"id":401,"date":"2009-03-24T14:35:23","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T21:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=401"},"modified":"2011-01-19T10:39:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-19T17:39:37","slug":"video-chips-%e2%80%9982-kiss-homage-%e2%80%9crock-devil-rock%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=401","title":{"rendered":"Video: CHiPs \u201982 KISS Homage \u201cRock Devil Rock\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tYf0ByjfEDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tYf0ByjfEDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tYf0ByjfEDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tYf0ByjfEDo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><!--StartFragment--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>Sweet fancy Moses! I cannot express how spectacularly awful this is &#8230;\u00a0If you love so-bad-it\u2019s-good scht\u00fcff, click play already. Like, now.<!--more--><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>My friend had this on an old VHS tape. Got worse\/funnier with every watch. <\/span><strong>Happy Days<\/strong><span>\u2019 <\/span><strong>Donny Most<\/strong><span> turns in the performance of his career as Moloch, the terrorized frontman of a <\/span><strong>KISS<\/strong><span>-like band. An unintentionally candy-ass version, but <\/span><strong>KISS<\/strong><span>-like nonetheless. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><!--StartFragment--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>What to look for:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>\u2022 Awkward, flaming performance of \u201cDevil Take Me\u201d complete with akwardly rockin\u2019 concertgoers<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>\u2022 Ponch climbs into a speeding hearse from his speeding motorcycle<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>\u2022 Ponch&#8217;s partner mans both speeding cycles during in-hearse rescue<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span>\u2022 Speeding hearse blows up for no reason, ala <a title=\"Toonces The Driving Cat\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2x5-38LJ8N4\" target=\"_blank\">Toonces<\/a> or a <a title=\"Ford Pinto Crash Test\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rcNeorjXMrE\" target=\"_blank\">Ford Pinto<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span><a title=\"Ford Pinto Crash Test\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=rcNeorjXMrE\" target=\"_blank\"><\/a>Thanks for watching. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Wacky Pack: Kiss Kat\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6836\">Wacky Pack: Kiss Kat<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Spooky: Lynda Carter Dancing with KISS\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6122\">Spooky: Lynda Carter Dancing with KISS<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Eat: Rock \u2018N Roll All Night With KISS M&amp;Ms\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2260\">Eat: Rock \u2018N Roll All Night With KISS M&amp;Ms<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"1977: Incredible Hulk \u201cFun Poncho\u201d is Retarded\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4879\">1977: Incredible Hulk \u201cFun Poncho\u201d is Retarded<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--EndFragment--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sweet fancy Moses! I cannot express how spectacularly awful this is &#8230;\u00a0If you love so-bad-it\u2019s-good scht\u00fcff, click play already. Like, now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[165,163,2754,2753,2752,166,164,2755],"class_list":["post-401","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-80s","tag-chips","tag-devil-take-me","tag-donny-most","tag-happy-days","tag-kiss","tag-moloch","tag-poncho"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=401"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6838,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/401\/revisions\/6838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}