{"id":4034,"date":"2010-05-03T15:35:55","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T22:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034"},"modified":"2011-08-10T11:58:45","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T18:58:45","slug":"fail-vintage-chips-and-dukes-of-hazzard-action-figures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4034","title":{"rendered":"Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Wheels Willy<\/strong> (1977) wants to show you his one-eyed willy. With a patch over one eye and a name like Willy<\/em> why the hell would they mold his hand like that? He doesn’t come with any accessories. But maybe he hasn’t found the right one yet (*rim shot<\/em>).<\/p>\n

Luke Duke <\/strong>(1981) is just missing his rubber waist-band. I’m sure Willy can keep his eye out for one.<\/p>\n

Mel<\/a> and I found these last year but didn’t think of posting ’em until I saw the list of Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children<\/a> at FangFoundThis<\/strong>. Good stuff.<\/p>\n

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Wheels Willy (1977) wants to show you his one-eyed willy. With a patch over one eye and a name like Willy why the hell would they mold his hand like that? He doesn’t come with any accessories. But maybe he hasn’t found the right one yet (*rim shot). Luke Duke (1981) is just missing his […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1257,163,1590,1571,1569,1568,1225,220,1570],"class_list":["post-4034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-action-figures","tag-chips","tag-fail","tag-luke-duke","tag-mego","tag-the-dukes-of-hazzard","tag-toy","tag-vintage","tag-wheels-willy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4034"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8059,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4034\/revisions\/8059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}