{"id":4060,"date":"2010-05-05T09:53:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T16:53:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060"},"modified":"2010-05-06T12:01:40","modified_gmt":"2010-05-06T19:01:40","slug":"cinco-de-mayo-watch-the-illegal-machete-trailer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060","title":{"rendered":"Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Remember the fake Machete trailer<\/a> in Planet Terror<\/strong>? Well, now there’s a real one …<\/p>\n

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This is the “Illegal Machete Trailer<\/a>” with a special Cinco De Mayo message from Danny Trejo<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

While a lot stays true to the original-fake trailer, Robert Rodriguez<\/strong> has packed in even more badassery and an onslaught of familiar faces\u2014from Robert De Niro<\/strong> to Lindsay Lohan<\/strong> to Don<\/strong> freakin’ Johnson<\/strong>. (via Ain’t It Cool News<\/a>)<\/p>\n

UPDATE<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

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Nice black and white tribute to Danny Trejo<\/strong> by The Chumbeques<\/a>. (Thanks, Mike<\/a>!)<\/p>\n

RELATED<\/strong>:
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\nDrum: Top Secret Drum Corp at Basel Tatoo 2009<\/a>
\nArt: Dia De Los Muertos by Sylvia Ji<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Remember the fake Machete trailer in Planet Terror? Well, now there’s a real one … This is the “Illegal Machete Trailer” with a special Cinco De Mayo message from Danny Trejo. While a lot stays true to the original-fake trailer, Robert Rodriguez has packed in even more badassery and an onslaught of familiar faces\u2014from Robert […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1588,1583,1587,1586,1584,1581,31,1585,1582,171],"class_list":["post-4060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-chumbeques","tag-cinco-de-mayo","tag-danny-trejo","tag-don-johnson","tag-lindsay-lohan","tag-machete","tag-movie-trailer","tag-robert-de-niro","tag-robert-rodriguez","tag-trailer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4060"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4105,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions\/4105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}