{"id":4078,"date":"2010-05-05T14:04:38","date_gmt":"2010-05-05T21:04:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4078"},"modified":"2010-05-05T14:40:26","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T21:40:26","slug":"behold-the-two-handed-great-sword","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4078","title":{"rendered":"Behold: The Two Handed Great Sword"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4080\" title=\"The Two Handed Great Sword\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"110\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword-300x81.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_hfLZozBVpM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_hfLZozBVpM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Like the <em>Will It <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Blend<\/span> Slice <\/em>of sword videos. Witness &#8220;people of larger stature&#8221; slice and hack everything from balloons to pig carcasses. Nine minutes of pure awesome. Makes a great double feature with the\u00a0<a title=\"Watch the Illegal Machete trailer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060\">Illegal Machete Trailer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4079\" title=\"Watch the Two Handed Great Sword in action\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword_pigslice.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"165\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword_pigslice.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword_pigslice-300x122.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4077\" title=\"Watch the Two Handed Great Sword\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword_bucket.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"283\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword_bucket.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/greatsword_bucket-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Handy, no? (Thanks,\u00a0<a title=\"REBEL8\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rebel8.com\" target=\"_blank\">JoshyD<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong><!--more-->RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060\">Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Vid Remix: Smooth Jazz Metallica, Death Metal Louis Armstrong, and Creed Shreds\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3715\">Vid Remix: Smooth Jazz Metallica, Death Metal Louis Armstrong, and Creed Shreds<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Death Metal Roost\u00ebr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2818\">Video: Death Metal Roost\u00ebr<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like the Will It Blend Slice of sword videos. Witness &#8220;people of larger stature&#8221; slice and hack everything from balloons to pig carcasses. Nine minutes of pure awesome. Makes a great double feature with the\u00a0Illegal Machete Trailer. Handy, no? (Thanks,\u00a0JoshyD)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1592,1593,1591],"class_list":["post-4078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-carnage","tag-sword","tag-two-handed-great-sword"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4078"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4090,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4078\/revisions\/4090"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}