{"id":4101,"date":"2010-05-06T11:51:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T18:51:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4101"},"modified":"2010-10-22T12:26:29","modified_gmt":"2010-10-22T19:26:29","slug":"watch-torso-cleanup-on-aisle-12-flaming-zombie-pants-push-shopping-cart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4101","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Torso Cleanup on Aisle 12! Flaming Zombie Pants Push Shopping Cart!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rz1xEu52UbM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rz1xEu52UbM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Seen on the U of New Mexico campus in &#8217;93. Students are startlingly unfazed. (<a title=\"Pants push shopping cart on BoingBoing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2010\/05\/06\/flaming-pants-push-a.html\" target=\"_blank\">Boing Boing<\/a> \/ <a title=\"Bits &amp; Pieces\" href=\"http:\/\/bitsandpieces.us\/2010\/05\/06\/hot-pants\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bits &amp; Pieces<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps we has shopping at this <a title=\"SRL\" href=\"http:\/\/www.srl.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">SRL<\/a> show?<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"324\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/L5JhQCJBYdQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"324\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/L5JhQCJBYdQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"KYEO: Severed \u201cChevy Man\u201d Arm on Ford Pickup\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=996\">KYEO: Severed \u201cChevy Man\u201d Arm on Ford Pickup<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photo: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=234\">Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche<br \/>\n<\/a><a title=\"SF: Headin\u2019 to the Bay Bridge? 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