{"id":4124,"date":"2010-05-11T11:17:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-11T18:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4124"},"modified":"2010-05-11T11:25:55","modified_gmt":"2010-05-11T18:25:55","slug":"watch-jesses-magical-follicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4124","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Jesse&#8217;s Magical Follicles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/spxjhKRRTzI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/spxjhKRRTzI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Wow. Some serious planning and facial hair went into this vid.<\/p>\n<p>Makes my <a title=\"Watch My Hairy Commute\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2243\">time lapse commute beard<\/a> look more than a bit choppy by comparison. And makes my head hurt just thinking how he reverse engineered the whole thing. Cheers to\u00a0<a title=\"MailChimp\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mailchimp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">MailChimp<\/a> for using this to showcase their <em>growth potential<\/em>. (Thanks, <a title=\"GoTimGo!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.gotimgo.com\" target=\"_blank\">Tim<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=spxjhKRRTzI\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4126\" title=\"Jesse's Magical Follicles\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mailchimp_magicalfollicles1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mailchimp_magicalfollicles1.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mailchimp_magicalfollicles1-300x162.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong><!--more-->RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2243\">Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Ongoing: A Collection of Facial Hair Collections\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3107\">Ongoing: A Collection of Facial Hair Collections<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. Some serious planning and facial hair went into this vid. Makes my time lapse commute beard look more than a bit choppy by comparison. And makes my head hurt just thinking how he reverse engineered the whole thing. Cheers to\u00a0MailChimp for using this to showcase their growth potential. (Thanks, Tim!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[132,640,1617,1618,352,160],"class_list":["post-4124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-beard","tag-facial-hair","tag-jesses-magical-follicles","tag-mailchimp","tag-moustache","tag-time-lapse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4124"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4128,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4124\/revisions\/4128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}