{"id":4183,"date":"2010-05-16T08:43:57","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T15:43:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4183"},"modified":"2010-12-24T10:44:11","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T17:44:11","slug":"30-rock-tracy-jordan-seen-a-blind-guy-bite-a-police-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4183","title":{"rendered":"30 Rock: Tracy Jordan Seen a Blind Guy Bite a Police Horse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/copymattt.tumblr.com\/post\/603930556\/i-have-seen-a-hooker-eat-a-tire\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4182\" title=\"Tracy Jordan Saw A Hooker Eat A Tire\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/30rock_tracy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"404\" height=\"522\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/30rock_tracy.jpg 404w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/30rock_tracy-232x300.jpg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 404px) 100vw, 404px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tracy Jordan&#8217;s repressed memory rant at the end of last week&#8217;s 30 Rock made our week. Seeing this on <a title=\"MattO.\" href=\"http:\/\/copymattt.tumblr.com\/post\/603930556\/i-have-seen-a-hooker-eat-a-tire\" target=\"_blank\">MattO&#8217;s Tumblr<\/a> made my morning.<\/p>\n<p><strong>30 ROCK BONUS<\/strong>:<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s never too early to <em>Imagine Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes <\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"It's A Jordan Christmas\" href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.com\/mp3\/friday_2010-Christmas\/TracyJordan_Its-A-Jordan-Christmas.mp3\">Tracy Jordan &#8220;It&#8217;s A Jordan Christmas&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n<p><strong><!--more-->RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4135\">Watch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Sign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3301\">Sign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"KYEO: Breadface &amp; Blues Wheatpastes in Chicago\u2019s Roscoe Village\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2764\">KYEO: Breadface &amp; Blues Wheatpastes in Chicago\u2019s Roscoe Village<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tracy Jordan&#8217;s repressed memory rant at the end of last week&#8217;s 30 Rock made our week. Seeing this on MattO&#8217;s Tumblr made my morning. 30 ROCK BONUS: It&#8217;s never too early to Imagine Christmas wishes shooting out of your eyes \u2026 Tracy Jordan &#8220;It&#8217;s A Jordan Christmas&#8221; \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[1638,1640,1026,1641,61,1642,1639],"class_list":["post-4183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-30-rock","tag-a-jordan-christmas","tag-christmas","tag-imagine-christmas-wishes-shooting-out-of-your-eyes","tag-mp3","tag-quote","tag-tracy-jordan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4183"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6661,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4183\/revisions\/6661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}