{"id":4188,"date":"2010-05-18T10:11:15","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T17:11:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4188"},"modified":"2010-06-11T08:55:39","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T15:55:39","slug":"watch-google-in-phone-ad-whisperer-and-a-yahoo-smartphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4188","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Google In-Phone Ad Whisperer and a Yahoo! Smartphone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"403\" height=\"361\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/media.theonion.com\/flash\/video\/onn_player.swf?videoid=17470&amp;embedded=true&amp;host=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoid=17470&amp;embedded=true&amp;host=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"403\" height=\"361\" src=\"http:\/\/media.theonion.com\/flash\/video\/onn_player.swf?videoid=17470&amp;embedded=true&amp;host=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\" flashvars=\"videoid=17470&amp;embedded=true&amp;host=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\" wmode=\"transparent\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n<a title=\"New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/new-google-phone-service-whispers-targeted-ads-dir,17470\/\" target=\"_blank\">click to watch it large<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell which is funnier, the 2+ minute <strong>Google<\/strong> piece or the 3 second <strong>Yahoo! <\/strong>one. Gotta love <strong>The Onion<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>It may not be\u00a0<a title=\"Watch Cock Puncher\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1947\">Cock Puncher<\/a> but it&#8217;s right up there with the <a title=\"Watch the MacBook Wheel\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299\/\" target=\"_blank\">MacBook Wheel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Trailer: \u201cDon\u2019t tase me, Cockpuncher!\u201d Steven Seagal is Lawman\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1947\">Trailer: \u201cDon\u2019t tase me, Cockpuncher!\u201d Steven Seagal is Lawman<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Big In Japan: Black Man Undies, Ball Blushers, and Tommy Lee Jones\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3135\">Big In Japan: Black Man Undies, Ball Blushers, and Tommy Lee Jones<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Cool: Google Chrome Speed Tests\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4088\">Cool: Google Chrome Speed Tests<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>click to watch it large I can&#8217;t tell which is funnier, the 2+ minute Google piece or the 3 second Yahoo! one. Gotta love The Onion. It may not be\u00a0Cock Puncher but it&#8217;s right up there with the MacBook Wheel. RELATED: Trailer: \u201cDon\u2019t tase me, Cockpuncher!\u201d Steven Seagal is Lawman Big In Japan: Black Man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7],"tags":[146,187,1794,1643,796,78],"class_list":["post-4188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech","category-video","tag-advertising","tag-google","tag-google-voice","tag-smartphone","tag-the-onion","tag-yahoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4188"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4190,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4188\/revisions\/4190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}