{"id":4192,"date":"2010-05-18T11:13:18","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T18:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4192"},"modified":"2010-06-02T22:39:39","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T05:39:39","slug":"moustache-is-keith-hernandez-michael-jordans-bacon-neck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4192","title":{"rendered":"Moustache: Is Keith Hernandez Michael Jordan&#8217;s Bacon Neck Doppelg\u00e4nger?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4192\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4193\" title=\"Bacon Neck and Keith Hernandez\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/BaconNeck_Hernandez_Mustrash.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"257\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/BaconNeck_Hernandez_Mustrash.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/BaconNeck_Hernandez_Mustrash-300x190.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two retired sports figures are doing a series of commercial vids on <strong>YouTube<\/strong>, there was bound to be some crossover \u2026 Tell me this dude looks more than a little <strong>Hernandez<\/strong>-y \u2026<\/p>\n<p><strong>HANES &#8220;BACON NECK&#8221; w\/ MICHAEL JORDAN:<\/strong><br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eYdhq1Y7nZo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/eYdhq1Y7nZo&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>See more <strong>Michael Jordan<\/strong> in the <a title=\"Michael Jordan in Hanes Flight 23\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/hanesflight23\" target=\"_blank\">Hanes Flight23 series<\/a>. (thanks, <a title=\"Wardinger\" href=\"http:\/\/www.wardinger.com\" target=\"_blank\">Wardinger<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>BLOOMBERG &#8220;MUSTRASH TALK&#8221; w\/ KEITH HERNANDEZ:<\/strong><br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_OTDhI9zUS4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/_OTDhI9zUS4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>See <strong>Keith Hernandez<\/strong> dish out more\u00a0<a title=\"Mustrash Talk\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bloombergsports.com\/mustrash\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mustrash Talk<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><!--more-->RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Photoshop: Man Moustaches on Lady Celebrities\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4426\">Photoshop: Man Moustaches on Lady Celebrities<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Mets\u2019 Santana Runs Elaborate Handshake Gauntlet\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=581\">Video: Mets\u2019 Santana Runs Elaborate Handshake Gauntlet<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2243\">Time Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Ongoing: A Collection of Facial Hair Collections\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3107\">Ongoing: A Collection of Facial Hair Collections<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video\/MP3: Homeless Mustard Sings Radiohead\u2019s Creep, Has Great Beard\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2668\">Homeless Mustard Sings Radiohead\u2019s Creep, Has Great Beard<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: Pics of Bacon Beer, Burnt Toast Beer, and others at the Winter Brews Fest\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2968\">Beer: Pics of Bacon Beer, Burnt Toast Beer, and more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two retired sports figures are doing a series of commercial vids on YouTube, there was bound to be some crossover \u2026 Tell me this dude looks more than a little Hernandez-y \u2026 HANES &#8220;BACON NECK&#8221; w\/ MICHAEL JORDAN: See more Michael Jordan in the Hanes Flight23 series. (thanks, Wardinger) BLOOMBERG &#8220;MUSTRASH TALK&#8221; w\/ KEITH HERNANDEZ: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[146,34,1647,145,1649,1648,1645,1644,352,1348,1646,85],"class_list":["post-4192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-advertising","tag-bacon","tag-bloomberg","tag-commercial","tag-doppelganger","tag-hanes","tag-keith-hernandez","tag-michael-jordan","tag-moustache","tag-mustache","tag-mustrash-talk","tag-youtube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4192"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4195,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4192\/revisions\/4195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}