{"id":4269,"date":"2010-05-26T13:41:55","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T20:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4269"},"modified":"2010-10-30T23:11:32","modified_gmt":"2010-10-31T06:11:32","slug":"play-bikini-karate-babes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4269","title":{"rendered":"Play: Bikini Karate Babes 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Not sure what move this is but looks like it involves a lighter.\u00a0One thing’s clear, this is no\u00a0Gymkata<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Apparently there was a PC game called\u00a0Bikini Karate Babes 1<\/strong> because now there’s a sequel\u2014the respectably titled\u00a0Warriors of Elysia<\/a>. It looks just as epically cinematic as the name suggests.<\/p>\n

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Yes, this is serious. \"\"<\/p>\n

Totally serious.<\/p>\n

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Not sure what move this is but looks like it involves a lighter.\u00a0One thing’s clear, this is no\u00a0Gymkata. Apparently there was a PC game called\u00a0Bikini Karate Babes 1 because now there’s a sequel\u2014the respectably titled\u00a0Warriors of Elysia. It looks just as epically cinematic as the name suggests. Yes, this is serious.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,7],"tags":[944,1676,1677,1929,171,158,1675],"class_list":["post-4269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech","category-video","tag-bikini","tag-bikini-karate-babes","tag-gameplay","tag-nsfw","tag-trailer","tag-video-game","tag-warriors-of-elysia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4269"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6136,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4269\/revisions\/6136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}