{"id":4482,"date":"2010-06-03T11:36:32","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T18:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4482"},"modified":"2010-06-03T11:36:47","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T18:36:47","slug":"watch-drunk-russian-lady-destroys-grocery-aisle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4482","title":{"rendered":"Watch: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Gotta love how everyone (even little old ladies) can now so easily document the crazy shit that goes on around us. Bless you, good samaritans.<\/p>\n

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I used to live right across from this grocery store when it used to be a Cala. I saw a lot of stern Russians but never like this.<\/p>\n

This is right up there with the guy falling in the aisle<\/a>. Only angrier. Messier. The woman’s obviously crazy. But at the same time, you know it’d be fun.\u00a0Read how it all went down at SFist<\/a> \u00bb<\/p>\n

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Gotta love how everyone (even little old ladies) can now so easily document the crazy shit that goes on around us. Bless you, good samaritans. I used to live right across from this grocery store when it used to be a Cala. I saw a lot of stern Russians but never like this. This is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1492,1747,39],"class_list":["post-4482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-drunk","tag-russian","tag-san-francisco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4482"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4485,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4482\/revisions\/4485"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}