{"id":4591,"date":"2010-06-11T11:39:12","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T18:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4591"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:30:39","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:30:39","slug":"oak-the-blue-zone-is-for-typos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4591","title":{"rendered":"OAK: The Blue Zone is for Typos"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This wouldn’t be such a big deal if the two signs weren’t right next to each other. Or if I wasn’t walking under them six times this month. Now they’re just screaming at me. At least they’re not telling me to call a sex line<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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The universal symbol for, “Yes, you approved this and here’s your signature, jerkface.”<\/p>\n

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This wouldn’t be such a big deal if the two signs weren’t right next to each other. Or if I wasn’t walking under them six times this month. Now they’re just screaming at me. At least they’re not telling me to call a sex line. The universal symbol for, “Yes, you approved this and here’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1792,1791,1152,1790,1793],"class_list":["post-4591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-jetblue","tag-oak","tag-oakland","tag-spelling","tag-typo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4591"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4591\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4605,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4591\/revisions\/4605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}