{"id":470,"date":"2009-03-31T22:03:28","date_gmt":"2009-04-01T05:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=470"},"modified":"2010-12-15T10:59:06","modified_gmt":"2010-12-15T17:59:06","slug":"video-creepy-raccoon-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"Video: Creepy Raccoon Hand (UPDATED)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hIjoBwmpx_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hIjoBwmpx_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hIjoBwmpx_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hIjoBwmpx_0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Some guy&#8217;s vid of a raccoon that lives under his deck and grabs cat food via a knot hole. Fascinatingly creepy. (via <a title=\"Fecal Face Dot Com\" href=\"http:\/\/www.fecalface.com\/SF\/\" target=\"_blank\">FecalFace<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>BONUS VID \u2026 I guarantee you will replay it at least three times.<br \/>\n<!--more--><strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&#8220;My Dog&#8217;s Reaction To A Fart.&#8221;<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">Well, not <em>mine<\/em>. Some guy named Spineshankdude:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OIYySjIyy_I&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OIYySjIyy_I&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OIYySjIyy_I&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/OIYySjIyy_I&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>BONUS x2<\/strong>: Thanks, <a title=\"Fang Found This\" href=\"http:\/\/fangfoundthis.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Fang<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/98ako31Qwss&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/98ako31Qwss&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/98ako31Qwss&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/98ako31Qwss&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z2BgjH_CtIA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z2BgjH_CtIA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"404\" height=\"327\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z2BgjH_CtIA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/z2BgjH_CtIA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>MORE<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4135\">Watch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some guy&#8217;s vid of a raccoon that lives under his deck and grabs cat food via a knot hole. Fascinatingly creepy. (via FecalFace) BONUS VID \u2026 I guarantee you will replay it at least three times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2597,1622,2598,185],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-animals","tag-dog","tag-raccoon","tag-raccoon-hand"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6570,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions\/6570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}