{"id":4876,"date":"2010-07-09T15:45:12","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T22:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4876"},"modified":"2010-07-09T15:45:12","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T22:45:12","slug":"watch-the-new-machete-trailer-is-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4876","title":{"rendered":"Watch: The New Machete Trailer is Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object id=\"vid_14343587\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/media.ign.com\/ev\/embed.swf\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"vgroup=machete_trl_070810&amp;object=14343587\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/media.ign.com\/ev\/embed.swf\" \/><embed id=\"vid_14343587\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" src=\"http:\/\/media.ign.com\/ev\/embed.swf\" flashvars=\"vgroup=machete_trl_070810&amp;object=14343587\" bgcolor=\"#000000\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/media.ign.com\/ev\/embed.swf\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t believe the <a title=\"Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060\">last Machete<\/a> trailer? The movie&#8217;s for real. And coming to kick your ass September 3rd. With everyone from <strong>Robert De Niro<\/strong> and <strong>Lindsay Lohan<\/strong>, to some hot twins, a luchador, and even\u00a0<a title=\"Trailer: \u201cDon\u2019t tase me, Cockpuncher!\u201d Steven Seagal is Lawman\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1947\">Steven Seagal<\/a>.\u00a0Yes. Yes. Yes.\u00a0(via <a title=\"The Screening Log\" href=\"http:\/\/www.screeninglog.com\/journal\/2010\/7\/8\/new-super-awesome-machete-trailer-arrives.html\" target=\"_blank\">Screening Log<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"machete\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/machete.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"203\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4060\">Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4024\">Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Behold: The Two Handed Great Sword\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4078\">Behold: The Two Handed Great Sword<\/a><a title=\"Bid: Warriors, Come Out to eBayyyyyyyy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4042\"><br \/>\n<\/a><a title=\"Trailer: \u201cDon\u2019t tase me, Cockpuncher!\u201d Steven Seagal is Lawman\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1947\">Trailer: \u201cDon\u2019t tase me, Cockpuncher!\u201d Steven Seagal is Lawman<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Didn&#8217;t believe the last Machete trailer? The movie&#8217;s for real. And coming to kick your ass September 3rd. With everyone from Robert De Niro and Lindsay Lohan, to some hot twins, a luchador, and even\u00a0Steven Seagal.\u00a0Yes. Yes. Yes.\u00a0(via Screening Log) RELATED: Cinco De Mayo: Watch the Illegal Machete Trailer! Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1587,1890,1584,31,1585,1582,795,171],"class_list":["post-4876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-danny-trejo","tag-jessica-alba","tag-lindsay-lohan","tag-movie-trailer","tag-robert-de-niro","tag-robert-rodriguez","tag-steven-seagal","tag-trailer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4878,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4876\/revisions\/4878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}