{"id":5180,"date":"2010-08-04T14:03:50","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T21:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5180"},"modified":"2011-08-10T11:56:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T18:56:06","slug":"geography-fail-alaska-via-petaluma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5180","title":{"rendered":"Geography Fail: Alaska via Petaluma"},"content":{"rendered":"

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[Insert Sarah Palin<\/strong> joke here]<\/p>\n

Spotted this on the blacktop of my kid’s elementary school. Damned CA public school system.<\/p>\n

RELATED<\/strong>:
\nWatch: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle<\/a>
\nDesign Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like<\/a>
\nFail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures<\/a>
\nPetaluma: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

[Insert Sarah Palin joke here] Spotted this on the blacktop of my kid’s elementary school. Damned CA public school system. RELATED: Watch: Crazy Russian Lady Destroys Grocery Aisle Design Fail: The Tequila Your Man Could Smell Like Fail: Vintage CHiPs and Dukes of Hazzard Action Figures Petaluma: Hacked Road Sign Warns of Douche<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[1985,1590,1984,53,1747],"class_list":["post-5180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-alaska","tag-fail","tag-geography","tag-petaluma","tag-russian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5180"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8045,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5180\/revisions\/8045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}