{"id":5235,"date":"2010-08-05T16:58:44","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T23:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5235"},"modified":"2011-11-21T00:03:48","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T07:03:48","slug":"beer-the-most-awesome-bottle-opener-in-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5235","title":{"rendered":"Beer: The Most Awesome Bottle Opener In the World. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Behold, the Lagunitas Butterfly Knife-Style Bottle Opener<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Happy International Beer Day<\/a> indeed.<\/p>\n

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WATCH THE VID AND LEARN TO WIELD IT LIKE A PRO:
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Snag it from the Lagunitas Store<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/p>\n

BONUS: WEARABLE BOTTLE OPENERS<\/strong>
\nIf you can’t work the ‘fly-style then these may be more your speed.<\/p>\n

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The Happy Hour Watch<\/a> with built-in bottle opener. (Thanks, BeerWench<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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Bottle Opener Cufflinks<\/strong> on Uncrate<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Guinness Beer Bottle Opener Sandals<\/strong> on Amazon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

RELATED<\/strong>:
\nBehold: The Two Handed Great Sword<\/a>
\nWear: Brew Holster Cult<\/a>
\nBeer: First Look At Lagunitas Wilco Tango Foxtrot Ale. WTF FTW!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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