{"id":5249,"date":"2010-08-06T12:46:06","date_gmt":"2010-08-06T19:46:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5249"},"modified":"2010-08-06T21:45:31","modified_gmt":"2010-08-07T04:45:31","slug":"whoa-jason-bateman-strips-in-orbit-dirty-shorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5249","title":{"rendered":"Whoa: Jason Bateman Strips in Orbit Dirty Shorts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8ztujyP65_o&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8ztujyP65_o&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Jason Bateman, I applaud you. Now put your clothes back on.<br \/>\n(Thanks, <a title=\"Blue Ribbon Salvage\" href=\"http:\/\/www.blueribbonsalvage.com\" target=\"_blank\">Mel<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8ztujyP65_o\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5250\" title=\"jason bateman orbit dirty shorts on YouTube\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/jasonbateman_orbit-dirty-shorts.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/jasonbateman_orbit-dirty-shorts.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/jasonbateman_orbit-dirty-shorts-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stripclub patron: &#8220;<em>Do you have a car?<\/em>&#8221; <strong>Jason Bateman<\/strong>: &#8220;<em>Barely.<\/em>&#8221; No, I don&#8217;t know why this line made me laugh so hard but it does.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Adv: Puma\u2019s Stripping Stock Ticker iPhone App\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2036\">Adv: Puma\u2019s Stripping Stock Ticker iPhone App<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: Journey Through Art History In \u201c70 Million\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3413\">Video: Journey Through Art History In \u201c70 Million\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Trailer: Arrested Development Documentary (Fan-made and Fantastic)\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1345\">Trailer: Arrested Development Documentary (Fan-made and Fantastic)<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Photoshop: Man Moustaches on Lady Celebrities\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4426\">Photoshop: Man Moustaches on Lady Celebrities<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Play: Bikini Karate Babes 2\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4269\">Play: Bikini Karate Babes 2<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jason Bateman, I applaud you. 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