{"id":5466,"date":"2010-08-24T13:08:37","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T20:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5466"},"modified":"2010-09-11T10:46:03","modified_gmt":"2010-09-11T17:46:03","slug":"nsfw-tron-a-sutra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5466","title":{"rendered":"NSFW: Tron-a-Sutra"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There’s nothing sexier than a glowing girl contorting with a double-chinned dude in his Tron<\/strong> Underoos … actually, everything’s sexier than this. But it’s my job to share it with you.<\/p>\n

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“Shot with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets<\/em>.”<\/p>\n

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See\u00a0Tron-a-sutra<\/strong> videos for 20 positions, including the 69<\/a>, the lesser-known 68<\/a>, the Sitting Bull<\/a>, and the Pearly Gates<\/a>.\u00a0Get the full story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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There’s nothing sexier than a glowing girl contorting with a double-chinned dude in his Tron Underoos … actually, everything’s sexier than this. But it’s my job to share it with you. “Shot with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets.” See\u00a0Tron-a-sutra videos for 20 positions, including the 69, the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[1378,2097,1929,2099,2100,656,2098],"class_list":["post-5466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-how-to","tag-kama-sutra","tag-nsfw","tag-red","tag-sex-positions","tag-tron","tag-tron-a-sutra"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5466"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5665,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5466\/revisions\/5665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}