{"id":5488,"date":"2010-08-26T21:56:06","date_gmt":"2010-08-27T04:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5488"},"modified":"2010-08-26T22:21:32","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T05:21:32","slug":"wtf-naked-hay-bailing-jackass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5488","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Naked Hay-Bailing Jackass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/__Co6GAaXFw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/__Co6GAaXFw?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Why isn&#8217;t he cut to shreds? Better yet, why the hell is he naked? You&#8217;re both right.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, it has to be fake. Either way, epic bail.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Slogans Needed: Healy\u2019s Naked Power Grab Sign Too Subtle, Gentle\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3535\">Slogans Needed: Healy\u2019s Naked Power Grab Sign Too Subtle, Gentle<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Adv: Love Your Coochie?\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3623\">Adv: Love Your Coochie?<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=3820\">W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2977\">WTF: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why isn&#8217;t he cut to shreds? Better yet, why the hell is he naked? You&#8217;re both right. And yes, it has to be fake. Either way, epic bail. RELATED: Slogans Needed: Healy\u2019s Naked Power Grab Sign Too Subtle, Gentle Adv: Love Your Coochie? W-w-watch: Drunk Guy Putting on Flip-Flop at Coachella WTF: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[2113,2114],"class_list":["post-5488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-video","tag-hay-bailing-fun","tag-naked"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5488"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5492,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5488\/revisions\/5492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}