{"id":5520,"date":"2010-08-30T11:23:51","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T18:23:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5520"},"modified":"2010-08-30T11:23:51","modified_gmt":"2010-08-30T18:23:51","slug":"baby-moustache-i-was-drunk-by-riva-starr-noze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5520","title":{"rendered":"Baby Moustache: &#8220;I Was Drunk&#8221; by Riva Starr \/ Noze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/whiskerino.tumblr.com\/post\/1020591152\/some-might-call-this-funny-i-call-it-terrifying\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5521\" title=\"Baby Moustache in I Was Drunk\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/baby_moustache.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"296\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/baby_moustache.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/baby_moustache-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Z3Bl3LvzTSs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"397\" height=\"241\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Z3Bl3LvzTSs?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be honest, I simply cannot stand ads and videos with dancing babies. Even worse, talking dancing babies. Not. For. A. Second.<\/p>\n<p>But these babies have moustaches. So I can stand it for about 30 seconds. 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