{"id":5523,"date":"2010-08-30T13:41:35","date_gmt":"2010-08-30T20:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5523"},"modified":"2010-08-30T13:41:35","modified_gmt":"2010-08-30T20:41:35","slug":"r-i-v-rest-in-vinyl-press-your-ashes-into-vinyl-records","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5523","title":{"rendered":"R.I.V.: Rest In Vinyl, Press Your Ashes Into Vinyl Records"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve got your funeral party all planned out: Press your ashes into a vinyl LP, then have the listening party \/ wake at this funeral home where you can play miniature golf<\/a>. Well, everyone but<\/em> you. You’ll be there in spirit. And creepy vinyl.<\/p>\n

Spinning In Your Grave<\/h2>\n

UK service And Vinyly<\/strong> will press your ashes into vinyl records. Seriously.<\/p>\n

The Basic Package includes up to 30 discs with 12 minutes on each side of whatever audio you provide; a recording of your voice, your old band, or your favorite songs (they wash their hands of copyright violations).<\/p>\n

Plus, you can have your ashes mixed in with acrylics for a cover portrait by James Hague<\/a>. Extra charge for cemetery gatefold *rim shot<\/em>*. Thank you, good night.<\/p>\n

AndVinyly.com<\/a> (Thanks, Matthew Abercrombie<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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I’ve got your funeral party all planned out: Press your ashes into a vinyl LP, then have the listening party \/ wake at this funeral home where you can play miniature golf. Well, everyone but you. You’ll be there in spirit. And creepy vinyl. Spinning In Your Grave UK service And Vinyly will press your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[411,2133,2135,2127,2134,617],"class_list":["post-5523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","tag-album-cover","tag-and-vinyly","tag-death","tag-record","tag-riv","tag-vinyl"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5523"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5528,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5523\/revisions\/5528"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}