{"id":5536,"date":"2010-08-31T12:47:37","date_gmt":"2010-08-31T19:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5536"},"modified":"2011-08-10T11:56:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T18:56:38","slug":"how-to-turn-your-car-into-a-tranny-mobile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5536","title":{"rendered":"How To: Turn Your Car Into a Tranny Mobile"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nOne Hot Tranny Mobile<\/h2>\n

Just in case your VW Bug<\/strong> thinks it’s a guy (it’s not). Or your giant pickup just isn’t quite sure which way it swings. There’s CarStache<\/a>, CarLashes<\/a>, and Truck Balls<\/a> to set the record straight. Phew. (Thanks, Nicole<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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