{"id":554,"date":"2009-04-07T10:39:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-07T17:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=554"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:44:38","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:44:38","slug":"movie-worst-tagline-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=554","title":{"rendered":"Movie: Worst Tagline Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.woostercollective.com\/2009\/04\/worst_tagline_ever.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-555\" title=\"crank_woostercollective\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/crank_woostercollective.jpg\" alt=\"crank_woostercollective\" width=\"405\" height=\"304\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/crank_woostercollective.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/crank_woostercollective-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Wooster Collective\" href=\"http:\/\/www.woostercollective.com\/2009\/04\/worst_tagline_ever.html\" target=\"_blank\">Wooster Collective<\/a> nabbed this from someone&#8217;s TwitPic.<\/p>\n<p>Would love to hear <a title=\"Hal Douglas on IMDb\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0235069\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hal Douglas<\/a> read it like the most epic line ever &#8230;<br \/>\nBONUS VID: Jerry Seinfeld &#8220;Comedian&#8221; Trailer<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"data\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yXbFuNQwTbs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yXbFuNQwTbs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yXbFuNQwTbs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" data=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yXbFuNQwTbs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wooster Collective nabbed this from someone&#8217;s TwitPic. Would love to hear Hal Douglas read it like the most epic line ever &#8230; BONUS VID: Jerry Seinfeld &#8220;Comedian&#8221; Trailer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[146,1575,59,31,230,231],"class_list":["post-554","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-advertising","tag-comedian","tag-movie","tag-movie-trailer","tag-tagline","tag-voiceover"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=554"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8185,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/554\/revisions\/8185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}