{"id":5866,"date":"2010-09-28T18:10:17","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T01:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5866"},"modified":"2010-09-29T14:46:38","modified_gmt":"2010-09-29T21:46:38","slug":"wtf-the-gallagher-of-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5866","title":{"rendered":"WTF: The Gallagher of Boobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/xeza4s_busty-heart-on-das-supertalent-by-n_shortfilms\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5882\" title=\"Watch Busty Heart\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/BustyHeart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"293\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/BustyHeart.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/BustyHeart-300x183.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Beer cans. Baseball bats. Nothing is safe from the crushing spectacle that is Germany&#8217;s <strong>Busty Heart<\/strong>. This vid is from her appearance on <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymotion.com\/video\/xeza4s_busty-heart-on-das-supertalent-by-n_shortfilms\">Das Supertalent<\/a><\/strong>. Heilige schei\u00dfe.<\/p>\n<p>(Thanks, <a href=\"&lt;a href=\">Matt<\/a>!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Beerds: 14 Hairy Beer Labels\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5633\">Beerds: 14 Hairy Beer Labels<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Found: Vintage Beer Cans In Wall of SF Apt\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2048\">Found: Vintage Beer Cans In Wall of SF Apartment<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Pop Quiz: What Beer is Princess Leia Toasting? ANSWERED\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4896\">Pop Quiz: What Beer Can is Princess Leia Toasting?<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer In A Can: Billy Beer \u2026 Unopened!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2550\">Beer In A Can: Billy Beer \u2026 Unopened!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Crunch: Ming Dynasty Beer Cans\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5529\">Crunch: Ming Dynasty Beer Cans<\/a><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beer cans. Baseball bats. Nothing is safe from the crushing spectacle that is Germany&#8217;s Busty Heart. This vid is from her appearance on Das Supertalent. Heilige schei\u00dfe. (Thanks, Matt!) RELATED: Beerds: 14 Hairy Beer Labels Found: Vintage Beer Cans In Wall of SF Apartment Pop Quiz: What Beer Can is Princess Leia Toasting? Beer In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[779,1510,2269,2270],"class_list":["post-5866","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-beer","category-video","tag-beer-can","tag-boobs","tag-busty-heart","tag-germany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5866","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5866"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5866\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5883,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5866\/revisions\/5883"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5866"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5866"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5866"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}