{"id":5944,"date":"2010-10-06T12:29:47","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T19:29:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5944"},"modified":"2011-10-02T13:28:02","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T20:28:02","slug":"petaluma-whiskerino-beardo-optico-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5944","title":{"rendered":"Petaluma Whiskerino: ‘Beardo Optico’ Video"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Why you shouldn’t mess with beard-enhancing drugs \u2026<\/p>\n

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[on an iPhone<\/a>?]<\/p>\n

Every year gentlemen far and near seek new ways to gain an edge in the great\u00a0Petaluma Whiskerino<\/a> beard and moustache contest. Some even turn to beard \u201cFibering<\/em>.\u201d A practice frowned upon by judges for reasons of ethics and risk. Watch what happens when I dabble in this forbidden-follicled art.<\/p>\n

Music: Dan Deacon<\/a> “The Crystal Cat”<\/p>\n

Huge thanks to Beau Bouverat<\/strong> at TINBIKE<\/a> for filming and editing; to my wife Melissa<\/a> for having a dream about this particular beard; and to Paul Francis<\/strong> for letting me get hairy in his bathroom.<\/p>\n

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\nPETALUMA WHISKERINO & CRAFTERINO<\/strong>
\nSaturday, October 9th 2010
\nat the Petaluma Farmers’ Market<\/strong>
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LAST YEAR’S WHISKERINO VIDEO<\/strong>: <\/p>\n

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RELATED<\/strong>:
\nCamStache: Augmented Reality Moustache<\/a>
\nPic: Tiger Woods Shank Shot & Cigar \u2018Stache Guy<\/a>
\nTime Lapse: My Hairy Commute \/ Readying For Whiskerino<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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