{"id":6122,"date":"2010-10-31T09:55:55","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T16:55:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6122"},"modified":"2011-10-31T08:21:20","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T15:21:20","slug":"spooky-lynda-carter-dancing-with-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6122","title":{"rendered":"Spooky: Lynda Carter Dancing with KISS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6122\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6135\" title=\"Lynda Carter dancing with KISS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"334\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-2.jpg 473w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-2-300x211.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oqQM2X0V6hg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"480\" height=\"385\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oqQM2X0V6hg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>For a moment, forget about <strong>Lynda Carter<\/strong>&#8216;s see-through breasts.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike the unconvincing <a title=\"Video: CHiPs \u201982 KISS Homage \u201cRock Devil Rock\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=401\">CHiPs KISS Homage<\/a> of &#8217;82, the boa-wielding <strong>KISS<\/strong> clones are pretty damn convincing. Or are they the real deal? <!--more-->Either way, holy WTF!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6137\" title=\"Lynda Carter dancing with KISS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"476\" height=\"339\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-3.jpg 476w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-3-300x213.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6138\" title=\"Lynda Carter dancing with KISS\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"473\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-1.jpg 473w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/KISS_LyndaCarter_Umlaut-1-300x209.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 473px) 100vw, 473px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Eat: Rock \u2018N Roll All Night With KISS M&amp;Ms\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2260\">Eat: Rock \u2018N Roll All Night With KISS M&amp;Ms<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Whoa: Indian Pole Gymnastics vs. American Pole Dancing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5382\">Whoa: Indian Pole Gymnastics vs. American Pole Dancing<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Halloween: Dance Partners\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2362\">Halloween: Dance Partners<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"1977: Incredible Hulk \u201cFun Poncho\u201d is Retarded\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4879\">1977: Incredible Hulk \u201cFun Poncho\u201d is Retarded<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"SF: Roaming Star Wars Cantina Band In The Mission Halloween Nite!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2367\">SF: Roaming Star Wars Cantina Band In The Mission Halloween Nite!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Vatch This Vid: Richard Belzer\u2019s Vampire Music Video Extravaganza\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5890\">Vatch This Vid: Richard Belzer\u2019s Vampire Music Video Extravaganza<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Remix: Album Covers Recreated With DC Super Heroes\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2748\">Remix: Album Covers Recreated With DC Super Heroes<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Video: CHiPs \u201982 KISS Homage \u201cRock Devil Rock\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=401\">Video: CHiPs \u201982 KISS Homage \u201cRock Devil Rock\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For a moment, forget about Lynda Carter&#8216;s see-through breasts. Unlike the unconvincing CHiPs KISS Homage of &#8217;82, the boa-wielding KISS clones are pretty damn convincing. 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