{"id":6148,"date":"2010-10-31T09:53:15","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T16:53:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6148"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:28:58","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:28:58","slug":"spooky-the-shocker-costume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6148","title":{"rendered":"Spooky: The Shocker The Costume"},"content":{"rendered":"

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You can only get away with this costume one day out of the year. And that day only occurs on leap year. In another dimension.<\/p>\n

Thankfully, every day of the year you can enjoy a different Shocker<\/strong> euphemism\u00a0with The Shocker 365 Calendar<\/a> (iPhone<\/strong> app forthcoming). As a writer, and a guy with a 12-yr-old’s sense of humor, \u00a0I’m impressed. I mean, 365 different ways to say the Shocker<\/em><\/strong>? They didn’t just pull it off, they really stuck it.<\/p>\n

Thank you, goodnight.<\/p>\n

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