{"id":624,"date":"2009-04-10T15:05:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T22:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=624"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:44:08","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:44:08","slug":"adv-the-simpsons-go-postal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=624","title":{"rendered":"Adv: The Simpsons Go Postal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.usps.com\/promotions\/simpsons.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-625\" title=\"simpsons\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/simpsons.jpg\" alt=\"simpsons\" width=\"405\" height=\"115\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/simpsons.jpg 405w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/04\/simpsons-300x85.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The USPS is releasing Simpsons stamps on May 7. They&#8217;re even letting you vote on your favorite. No, not your favorite character you want to see made into a stamp. Your favorite of these five. &#8220;<em>Woo. Hoo.<\/em>&#8221; Go snooze around the <a title=\"USPS Simpsons\" href=\"http:\/\/www.usps.com\/promotions\/simpsons.htm\" target=\"_blank\">USPS Simpsons site<\/a>. And drop all hopes of licking a Duffman stamp and tasting sweet, beer-y glueness.<\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"NSFW: Homer\u2019s Doppelb\u00fcber\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5019\">NSFW: Homer\u2019s Doppelb\u00fcber<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Watch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=4135\">Watch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Every Everything: Every Star Wars Lightsaber Boost, Knight Rider Turbo Boost, N.W.A. Explicit Lyric, Simpsons Couch Gag, \u2026\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=188\">Every Everything: Every Simpsons Couch Gag<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: Happy Birthday to the Beer Can!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2909\">Beer: Happy Birthday to the Beer Can!<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Simpsonized: All Your Favorite Comic Heros, And More\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1283\">Simpsonized: All Your Favorite Comic Heros, And More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The USPS is releasing Simpsons stamps on May 7. They&#8217;re even letting you vote on your favorite. No, not your favorite character you want to see made into a stamp. Your favorite of these five. &#8220;Woo. Hoo.&#8221; Go snooze around the USPS Simpsons site. And drop all hopes of licking a Duffman stamp and tasting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[146,258,259,261,260],"class_list":["post-624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-advertising","tag-branding","tag-stamps","tag-the-simpsons","tag-usps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=624"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8183,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/624\/revisions\/8183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}