{"id":6381,"date":"2010-12-02T11:52:09","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T18:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6381"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:24:56","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:24:56","slug":"mooning-real-life-patrick-the-starfish-and-his-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6381","title":{"rendered":"Mooning: Real-Life Patrick the Starfish (and his Butt)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Real-Life Patrick Starfish at Monterey Bay Aquarium\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/fredabercrombie\/5227010654\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5205\/5227010654_46f4f6dd21.jpg\" alt=\"Real-Life Patrick Starfish at Monterey Bay Aquarium\" width=\"479\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Either a living, breathing <strong>Patrick Star<\/strong> was mooning us at the <strong>Monterey Bay Aquarium<\/strong> or a very convincing lookalike did a face-plant on the rocks. If so, the resemblance is uncanny:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6450\" title=\"Patrick Starfish butt\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Patrick_Starfish_butt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"399\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Patrick_Starfish_butt.jpg 399w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Patrick_Starfish_butt-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 399px) 100vw, 399px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2><strong>BONUS \u00c4UDIO<\/strong>: Squidward Calls My Son<!--more--><\/h2>\n<p>I share this whenever I can because, well, it&#8217;s awesome.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2315\" title=\"squidward\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/squidward.png\" alt=\"squidward\" width=\"404\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/squidward.png 404w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/squidward-300x133.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 404px) 100vw, 404px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once, while with the good ears at <a title=\"LIME Santa Monica\" href=\"http:\/\/www.limestudios.tv\/\" target=\"_blank\">LIME Studios<\/a>, I had the pleasure of working on several radio spots with <a title=\"Rodger Bumpass on IMDb\" href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0120309\/\" target=\"_blank\">Rodger Bumpass<\/a> (the voice of <strong>Squidward<\/strong>). After which he was kind enough to leave this voicemail for my then 5 yr old son:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/unnecessaryumlaut.com\/mp3\/squidward_callsaugust.mp3\">Squidward Calls August<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Adv: Burger King\u2019s \u201cSpongeBob Got Back\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=560\">Adv: Burger King\u2019s \u201cSpongeBob Got Back\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Don Draper vs. Samwell \u201cWhat What (In The Butt)\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6336\">WTF: Don Draper vs. Samwell \u201cWhat What (In The Butt)\u201d<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Venture Bros: Action Figures and Season 4.5 Trailer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5187\">Venture Bros: Action Figures and Season 4.5 Trailer<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"Remix: Kanye Tweets as New Yorker Cartoons\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=5147\">Remix: Kanye Tweets as New Yorker Cartoons<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"8-Bit: Tom &amp; Jerry Nintendo Style\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=1659\">8-Bit: Tom &amp; Jerry Nintendo Style<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"KYEO: Breadface &amp; Blues Wheatpastes in Chicago\u2019s Roscoe Village\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=2764\">KYEO: Breadface &amp; Blues Wheatpastes in Chicago\u2019s Roscoe Village<\/a><br \/>\n<a title=\"WTF: Instant Bikini Rave, Just Add Water \u2026\" href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6405\">WTF: Instant Bikini Rave, Just Add Water \u2026<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Either a living, breathing Patrick Star was mooning us at the Monterey Bay Aquarium or a very convincing lookalike did a face-plant on the rocks. If so, the resemblance is uncanny: \u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022 BONUS \u00c4UDIO: Squidward Calls My Son<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[2493,22,2541,2542,2539,2642,233,2538,235,2540],"class_list":["post-6381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-butt","tag-kyeo","tag-monterey-bay-aquarium","tag-mooning","tag-patrick-star","tag-patricks-butt","tag-spongebob","tag-spongebob-squarepants","tag-squidward","tag-starfish"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6381"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6463,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6381\/revisions\/6463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}