{"id":6548,"date":"2010-12-09T14:56:12","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T21:56:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6548"},"modified":"2010-12-09T14:56:12","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T21:56:12","slug":"choir-bra-sizes-vs-grolsch-bottles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6548","title":{"rendered":"Choir: Bra Sizes vs. Grolsch Bottles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8216;Tis the season to use the word &#8216;<em>tis<\/em>. And for advertisers to attempt a new twist on the holiday commercial clich\u00e9 choir. Here we&#8217;ve got bras versus beer bottles. What&#8217;s your fave?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6548\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-6549 alignnone\" title=\"La Senza Cup Sized Choir\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/La-Senza_Cup-Size-Choir_bras.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/La-Senza_Cup-Size-Choir_bras.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/La-Senza_Cup-Size-Choir_bras-300x122.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Q5wNafq4v-E?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Q5wNafq4v-E?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The <a title=\"La Senza lingerie\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lasenza.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">La Senza<\/a> lingerie <strong>Cup Size Choir<\/strong> even has an online component where you can use your <a title=\"Use your keyboard to play the girls\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cupsizechoir.com\/?k=1\" target=\"_blank\">keyboard to play the girls<\/a>. Bonus points.<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">VS.<\/h3>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fRYVVK7o9EY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/fRYVVK7o9EY?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Grolsch Beer\" href=\"http:\/\/grolsch.com\" target=\"_blank\">Grolsch<\/a> has assembled &#8220;some of the world&#8217;s leading musicians&#8221; to use their iconic swingtop bottles in a rendition of &#8216;Oh, Christmas Tree.&#8221; \u00a0Bonus points for using the umlauted <strong>g\u00fciro<\/strong> instrument.\u00a0(via <a title=\"Grolsch Swingtop Orchestra\" href=\"http:\/\/adweek.blogs.com\/adfreak\/2010\/12\/grolsch-bottle-orchestra-plays-holiday-carol.html\" target=\"_blank\">AdFreak<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>RELATED<\/strong>:<br \/>\n<a title=\"Beer: The Most Awesome Bottle Opener In the World. 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