{"id":6701,"date":"2011-01-02T15:30:52","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T22:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6701"},"modified":"2011-08-11T16:23:02","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T23:23:02","slug":"wtf-say-hi-to-panda-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/?p=6701","title":{"rendered":"WTF: Say Hi to Panda Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"

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(No relation to\u00a0Poodle-Panda<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Who knew the island of Doctor Moreau was in Northern Colorado? Ben<\/strong> the Panda Cow<\/strong> was just born there; on a farm in Larimer County. He’s one of 24 in the world. And worth about $30,o00.\u00a0I want to buy one just so Cyriak would use him in a video<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Full story here<\/a>. (Thanks,\u00a0Mel<\/a>!)<\/p>\n

UPDATE<\/span><\/em>: Cheers to The Week Magazine<\/strong> for
\nthe \u00dcmlaut shout out<\/a> as “best opinion”.<\/p>\n

\u2022 \u2022 \u00a0 \u2022 \u2022<\/strong><\/p>\n

RELATED<\/strong>:
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\nWhoa: Cyriak\u2019s Cow Mindfork<\/a>
\nWatch: Jerry Lewis Goat and the Dancing Dog<\/a>
\nSign Remix: Dog Poop vs. Children At Play<\/a>
\nVideo: Death Metal Roost\u00ebr & Usher Duet With a Goat<\/a>
\nVideo: Creepy Raccoon Hand<\/a>
\nSpooky: Miniature Golf in Basement of Ahlgrim\u2019s Funeral Home<\/a>
\nPeep This: Muppets With People Eyes<\/a>
\n8-Bit: Trololo Chap is Back in Chiptune<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(No relation to\u00a0Poodle-Panda) Who knew the island of Doctor Moreau was in Northern Colorado? Ben the Panda Cow was just born there; on a farm in Larimer County. He’s one of 24 in the world. And worth about $30,o00.\u00a0I want to buy one just so Cyriak would use him in a video. Full story here. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3352],"tags":[2597,1905,2666,2668,2667,2684,883],"class_list":["post-6701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random","tag-animals","tag-cows","tag-panda","tag-panda-calves","tag-panda-cow","tag-the-week-magazine","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6701"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6704,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6701\/revisions\/6704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.unnecessaryumlaut.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}